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The man the myth the legend. Bill is a kind man, a doctor & a philanthropist with one goal in mind: depopu... I mean populating the planet with healthy, strong freethinkers. I have loved Bill since my very first computer because he did a great job at keeping viruses out of it. Not only does he have a gorgeous smile - he's here to help mankind in every way. The sooner he sprays dust in front of the sun - the better! I mean, who even needs that silly little thing? hehe x

We love you Bill <3


  • 100% Cotton
  • Loose fit
  • Fine gauge knit
  • 145gsm
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Rolled forward shoulders for better fit
  • Front cover-seaming on collar
  • To fit chest: S 36/38" M 38/40" L 41/42" XL 43/44" 

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Is Zuck really immortal?

Yes! He is currently over 9000 years old.

Are you mentally stable?

Probably not :)

How do I wash my items?

You can wash them in the washing machine if you want. Alternatively, dont wash them at all! ALL t-shirts double up as a dish cloth, window cleaner, turbomop, you can even use them to wipe your ass if youre ever out of toilet roll :)