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A lot of people say that Klaus isn't really a nice person but he is. A lot of people say his success comes from looking good & i'd agree with them. The thing is - I think i'm in love with Schwab. I think he's super handsome, talented, amazing, funny, and smart. Plus he really do be working miracles. Every time I think about waking up next to him, it makes me so happy and so in love. I think he has one of the most beautiful bodies on this earth and I would like to see him with my own eyes one day. 



  • 100% Cotton
  • Loose fit
  • Fine gauge knit
  • 145gsm
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Rolled forward shoulders for better fit
  • Front cover-seaming on collar
  • To fit chest: S 36/38" M 38/40" L 41/42" XL 43/44" 
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Is Zuck really immortal?

Yes! He is currently over 9000 years old.

Are you mentally stable?

Probably not :)

How do I wash my items?

You can wash them in the washing machine if you want. Alternatively, dont wash them at all! ALL t-shirts double up as a dish cloth, window cleaner, turbomop, you can even use them to wipe your ass if youre ever out of toilet roll :)