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Nature has moulded Zuck to become a holy being. he must be worshipped at all times. he is a king, a prophet, a guide. Questioning him is foolish & disrespecting him is blasphemy. We must protect Zuck at all costs and sacrifice our humanity for him. He is immortal & the only one who can wash away our sins. Zuck is a way of life, a religion.. the one and only Meta God

Mark... if youre reading this... just know im here for you if you ever need anything <3


  • 100% Cotton
  • Loose fit
  • Fine gauge knit
  • 145gsm
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Rolled forward shoulders for better fit
  • Front cover-seaming on collar
  • To fit chest: S 36/38" M 38/40" L 41/42" XL 43/44" 
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Is Zuck really immortal?

Yes! He is currently over 9000 years old.

Are you mentally stable?

Probably not :)

How do I wash my items?

You can wash them in the washing machine if you want. Alternatively, dont wash them at all! ALL t-shirts double up as a dish cloth, window cleaner, turbomop, you can even use them to wipe your ass if youre ever out of toilet roll :)